Motorboy hasn’t won any prestigious awards, hasn’t exhibited at the world’s leading galleries and isn’t collected by a host of C-list celebrities. He probably spends far too much time on his computer, has an unhealthy obsession with Midsummer Murders and should really pull his finger out and produce more work.

He is a member of the neomodern arts group, his favourite food is black pudding, his favourite singer is Sam Fox and he always sleeps alone.